don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)
Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
i literally remember thinking back in 2011 “man girls are so nice and cute and beautiful it’s too bad i’m straight i’d totally date a girl”
"wait a minute"
here’s to all the straight girls I’ve heard say basically this exact thing, may you find your way~
before i answer this i’m saying right now that i’m deleting any anon hate that comes up as a result and i don’t care if people are angry that i dislike coulson so don’t stoop to lame-o levels to send me anon hate b/c literally every time i vocalize this i get at least 10 angry messages
what it boils down to is, he’s whedon’s OC and he’s literally getting everything on a silver platter. every character in the mcu “adores” him, he has his own tv show, he’s getting his own comic series set in 616, and he’s the director of shield (despite that being maria hill’s job in 616). i don’t understand why he’s being focused on when he’s literally a bland piece of bread and i’m angry that he’s getting more opportunities than other characters. he’s overrated.
sailor moon stars: haruka and michiru
in an effort to “get caught up,” Steve becomes the pop culture junkie of the group
he lives for the looks of confusion on other people’s faces and makes increasingly obscure references in a not-so-subtle attempt at revenge
some are born hipsters, some achieve hipsterdom and some become hipsters fOR VENGEANCE